20 11 / 2013
"He understood as well that our humble efforts, our individual ambitions, are ultimately not what matter; rather, it is through the accumulated toil and sacrifice of ordinary men and women - those like the solders who consecrated that battlefield - that this country is build, and freedom preserved."
04 11 / 2013
"The Aztec word for avocado, ahuacatl, means “testicle”. This is most likely because the avocado, growing in pairs, resembled the body part."
(Unrelated to this story: Why This Year’s Avocados Are So Tiny…)
(Possibly related to this story: Romancing The Avocado)
Avocadoes: delicious morons. (Evolution is hard)